Eugene O’Hare
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EUGENE O’HARE is an Irish writer and actor. He recently won runner-up for the 52nd Patrick Kavanagh Poetry Award. His poems appear in a wide range of international magazines. He is currently writing for Netflix.
Union Spring Literary Review 